foxnewsofficial:

thanks for liking my post was your reblog button not working or

(Fonte: foxnewsofficial, via microwavesex)

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

hey friend. one day ur gonna be happy. one day ur gonna be sitting w someone u love in ur favourite place in the world and ur gonna think “wow. life is p great” and everything will be okay. but u gotta make it til then okay? just hang in there. u’ll be okay.

(via get-thatcorn-outof-myface)

blue-w-a-t-e-r-s:

o c e a n    b l o g
x-lunatic-x:

issietheshark:

j’ai tué ma mère (2009)

I’d die tomorrow
demon: i possessed you
me: get the fuck out
demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

spenceromg:

like yeah cool we follow each other but when are we gonna date

(via londonbluejeans)

skypestripper:

u can tell a lot about a person by their background on their phones

(via sarcastic-snapping-turtle)

"How beautiful is it that someone could make your heart beat so fast when you don’t want it to beat at all."
And now what (via takeemeetotheebeeach)

(Fonte: another-dying-desire, via nevershoutcunt)

Reblog if you’ve ever even called:

inkf3cted:

Attention seeker.
Selfish.
Antisocial.
Rude.
Pathetic.
Alone.
Boring.
Stupid.
Ugly.
Annoying.
Fat.
gay.

(via freemycagedmind)

unprintable:

I’ll cry at my wedding because it’s a miracle it’s happening

(Fonte: unprintable, via too-young-to-treat)

shorm:

the best kind of flirting: the flirting where apparently neither of you knew you were flirting but APPARENTLY EVERYONE ELSE DID

(via laughingkindofguy)

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